Stolen from Nirechan.

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [ [link] ]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
K saves your soul
[okay lets go with that]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
everything we do is driven by K
[lol yes]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
next to breast, K's the best
[um wut?]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
clean's right round the K
[...]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
tonight, let it be K
[Hello, I'm the king of cheezy lol]

6. To someone you dislike?
life's pretty straight without K
[well most of my friends are some form of LGBT so....]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
just what the k ordered
[...]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
things go over better with K
[unless i'm the one causing problems...]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
when the going gets tough, the tough get K
[because i really am that amazing, right?]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
151 countries, 1 K
[and this means...something deep and meaningful, i'm sure]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
mama's got the magic of K
[...cuz that will totally make them regret it]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
it needn't be hell with K
[um........yes it does]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
unzip a K
[we could remove all the fat. yay.]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
your K, right away.
[wut?]

15. Your last words before you die...
no K, no comment.
[Hahaha, YES.]

16. Your message to a special someone..
strong and beautiful, just like K
[this is probably why i'm alone...]

17. Title of this post will be..
make fun of k

I WASn't TAGGED,
i guess whoever wants to can do it...